Study hard kids. If you don’t, you can’t go to college. Then when George W. Bush re-institutes the Draft, you’ll be off to war. Even if you don’t end up getting drafted,…
The Post Office Delivers Packages – Who Knew?
It makes me mad to see so many USPS commercials on TV – especially during a high-price event such as the World Series. Why am I mad? Let me count the ways….
Update – Willie Mays Conspiracy
So I was watching the Fox News channel the other day and it turns out that Bill Clinton caused 9/11. This fact was first revealed in that splendidly fact-ridden docu-drama mini-series that…
Who Could Hate Toast?
Just about every time I go to Quiznos, I witness someone complaining that their sandwich is toasted. The sign says Quiznos Toasted Subs and yet they are surprised. One lady said her…
TV, Don’t Yell at Me!
Why are TV commercials so loud? I have to mute my TV during commercial breaks to keep my neighbors from pounding on the walls, telling me to turn it down. FOX is…
Remembering Willie Mays on 9-11
Am I the last person to find out the Willie May died on 9-11? I can’t find any details about whether he was on one of the planes or in one of…
Online Camera Sales Racket – Conclusion
So I bought my camera from ZipZoomFly.com and I got it and everything was great. Then my credit card company called and said my card was being used to buy train tickets…
Online Camera Sales Racket
I decided to buy a new digital camera since my current one is about 5 years old and many technology improvements have been made in that time. I have a Canon S330…
I forgot to tell you why I hate FedEx
Package delivery. It is the way of the future. As the internet becomes the world’s marketplace, reliable package delivery is key. In my mind, UPS has this wrapped up. They have a…
WAMU, Why Won’t You Take My Money?
WTF? Every time I deposit a check over $4k at WAMU, they send it back to me claiming that it is a “third party item.” Then I have to take it down…