I found this warning label on a playground structure.
The Mouse Family That Lives On My Desk
When we met that day on the mouse pad, I knew that it was meant to be. You with your silver buttons and me with my black buttons – a match made…
Online Camera Sales Scams
Almost 3 years ago, I wrote about this issue here: http://www.mrsassy.com/?p=11 Today, some of the criminals have finally come to justice. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10274730-1.html?tag=newsEditorsPicksArea.0 Three years…I guess it is time for me to buy…
Let’s Put A Pin In It
Ever since I saw that movie, “Bolt” with the guy who keeps saying, “Let’s put a pin in it” I keep hearing other people say that. I guess all the jerks in…
Quiznos Thinks You Need to Eat More
Quiznos has a new promotion designed to make you eat more. I went in to buy my regular sandwich and found that the LARGE sandwich actually costs less. Now I have to…
Confirmed – MacBook Air is Crap
In addition to the problems of 1 USB port 2GB RAM limit No Wired LAN Slow CPU – 1.6 or 1.8 Ghz no optical drive The hard drive is only an 80GB…
Bloggers Are Dumb
If you are reading this, you are probably not dumb. If you have your own blog and you link to the images on my site, you are dumb. It should be clear…
Dell: “We’ve Got The Power Now Mother Fucker.”
This is so good I didn’t have to make it up. Dell’s new theme song is “The W.A.N.D.” by The Flaming Lips Actually, they have been using it for several months now….
This Site is 100% Carbon Neutral
I saw a car with a bumper sticker stating that it was carbon neutral. It was not a hybrid. It was a regular pollution machine but they had purchased a bumper sticker…
Fat is the New Sexy – I’m Not Sexy Enough for My Shirt
Every since I’ve been old enough to buy my own shirts from Wal*Mart I have been wearing size Large. In California they call it Grande but it’s all the same. It’s the…