So they’ve done it again. See this post if you don’t know what I’m talking about.
I bought a year’s supply of Linen Fresh Zest last year when they changed it’s name from Whitewater. Now they seem to have killed the “white” flavor completely.
It’s been a year and I’m down to a pile of soap slivers and I went out to my local Target store to get a new supply. They didn’t have any Linen Fresh Zest. So I went across the street to the other Target. They didn’t have it either. They didn’t even have a place on the shelf where it was supposed to be.
At this point, I should abandon this brand entirely. This is stupid. Instead, I decided to give them a chance and I bought every freaky-ass flavor they had. Aloe Splash, Mint Explosion, Tangerine Mango Twist. I didn’t bother with Zest Classic (now called Aqua Pure) because I already know I don’t like it. I used it for years before they had Whitewater but I’m never going back to it.
So now I have 24 bars of stinky soap. It really burned my nose the first day because I left them all out on the counter.
My Reviews:
Mint – doesn’t smell like mint at all / leaves a green stain on everything / it stinks and I hate it / I wish it smelled like a Mojito
Tangerine Mango – I call it Orange because the real name is stupid / I like the smell of oranges / it stains everything orange / it is probably the most tolerable / it is better than nothing
Aloe – might be the closest thing to the Whitewater/Linen Fresh line / I think this is the one I’m using now but it is so boring that I don’t even remember what color it is / I can’t really tell it apart from mint
R.I.P. White Soap
