Quiznos has a new promotion designed to make you eat more. I went in to buy my regular sandwich and found that the LARGE sandwich actually costs less. Now I have to buy more food than any human should eat in one sitting so that I can save money.
Note to homeless people who read my blog religiously: Camp out at the Quiznos and ask for the left-over half of everyone’s LARGE sandwiches.
Note to clothing manufacturers who frequent this site: It’s time to add another inch to your size L shirts to accomodate these soon-to-be lardos. (see I’m Not Sexy Enough For My Shirt)
Go Large! 
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